	: GIGAGUY-oneline1 "pew pew pew pew pew" ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline2 "I love wearing tights!" ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline3 "It's not costumed play! It's costumed business!" ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline4 "If I could find some evil robots to fight, I could steal their powers." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline5 "voopvoopvoopvoopvoop BOOM" ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline6 "I have a confession: I just make all the blaster noises with my mouth." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline7 "I misplaced my robot dog." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline8 "Watch out for instant kill spike pits." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline9 "I can't carry anything because my tights don't have pockets." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline10 "If this was a robot apocalypse, I'd be king right now." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline11 "No more conventions to videogame cosplay at..." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline12 "I made this Giga Guster myself out of felt and some plastic." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline13 "I don't want to stain this costume any more than it is now." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline14 "Let's find DR DWIGHT so I can finally upgrade my dash." ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline15 "Where the heck is the jump button?" ;
	: GIGAGUY-oneline16 "I'd feel more at ease if I could find an extra life." ;

	deck-new
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline1
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline2
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline3
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline4
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline5
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline6
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline7
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline8
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline9
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline10
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline11
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline12
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline13
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline14
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline15
		card: GIGAGUY-oneline16
	constant GIGAGUY-ONELINERS
	GIGAGUY-ONELINERS var gigaguy-oneliners
	GIGAGUY-ONELINERS shuffles to gigaguy-oneliners

: gigaguy-oneliner
	gigaguy-oneliners depths 0= if GIGAGUY-ONELINERS shuffles to gigaguy-oneliners then
	blurbslot 0= if
		drawcard blurbsay
	then
;

	deck-new
	16 cards: gigaguy-oneliner

	constant BLURB-GIGAGUY-DECK
	BLURB-GIGAGUY-DECK var blurb-gigaguy-deck
	BLURB-GIGAGUY-DECK shuffles to blurb-gigaguy-deck
